Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my
left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour
with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway
over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!
It scared me (I’m a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked
the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten
out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell
phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed
and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the dang phone and DISCONNECTED AN